My name is Gabby.  

I lost half my body weight through exercise and eating right.

 I'm here to motivate you, inspire you, and make you laugh on your journey to a healthier and happier lifestyle.



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Coffee Smoothie

This Coffee Breakfast Smoothie is the perfect solution to a busy morning.

You know those rushed mornings where you have no time to do anything? Ugh, me too. They happen more often than I'd like to admit. Nothing flies out of the window faster than routine when you wake up late or are faced with a morning issue that demands attention.

This weekend we had exciting plans to attend a birthday party at the zoo and were running late. I had no time to make myself breakfast or even have coffee. Let me just say that mama without coffee is not a very happy mama to be around. This scenario should be avoided at all costs. Trust me.

I knew I absolutely needed to eat. My body is used to being fed first thing in the morning. I do not function well on an empty stomach... and I get cranky. I also knew all the greasy, naughty zoo foods would tempt me way too much if I showed up starving. In a panic with no time whatsoever, I had a crazy idea.

I decided to throw a cup of coffee and a breakfast in the blender so I could drink my coffee AND eat my breakfast in the car on the way to the zoo.

At the time I was chucking everything in the blender, I didn't even care what it was going to taste like, I just knew if I didn't eat or have my caffeine, shit was going to get ugly... and no one wants an irritable, ugly mama walking around with them all day at a much anticipated family event.

Well, guess what? It was super yummy! I could not believe it! I've actually made it four more times in the last three days. It will definitely be my go-to breakfast on hurried mornings. But I gotta tell you, I will be making this deliciousness even when I have all the time in the world!

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Btw, if you don't have a blender that can crush ice, you might want to think about putting it on your Christmas list. It'll make smoothies in a flash. I love my diamond blender by KitchenAid. It's amazeballs!

Low-Cal Coffee Smoothie


Makes one 24 oz smoothie OR two 12 oz smoothies.


  • 1 Cup of COFFEE (Black)
  • 1 Very ripe BANANA (w/ black spots)
  • 1 cup ALMOND MILK (or preferred milk)
  • 7 ICE CUBES (will be mixed in blender)
  • 4 STEVIA PACKETS (or preferred natural sweetener)
  • BLENDER (one that can crush ice)


  1. Mix all ingredients in a blender and puree/liquify.
  2. Serve over ice.


  • To save even MORE time, you can make this the night before and have it in the refrigerator waiting for you! Just give it a quick stir before drinking.
  • If you'll be storing a make-ahead smoothie in the fridge, wait until you are going to drink it to put it on ice.
High Protein Coffee Smoothie

NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: Serving size: 24 oz Smoothie

  • 200   Calories
  • 2.5g  Fat
  • 34g   Carbohydrates
  •   4g   Fiber
  • 17g   Sugar
  • 14g   Protein




*The information on this site is not intended or implied to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. All content in this article is for general information purposes only. I am not a doctor, nor am I a dietitian. Talk to your physician before making any changes in your diet or exercise regimen. The information found in this article is from various sources which include, but are not limited to, the sites listed above. I encourage you to do your own research and talk with your physician before making any changes in diet or exercise. What has worked for me may not work for you. This information in this article or on this website should never replace or serve as medical advice.


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 *Affiliate Disclaimer: Half of Gabby has recently become an Amazon Affiliate. The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) requires all affiliates to put a disclaimer on their website/blog. Most disclaimers are so filled with confusing lingo that you don’t even understand what they're saying. I’m going to break it down for you the way I'd want it to be broken down for me. I’m not a fan of complicated and unclear regulation jargon. So here’s the dealio. Half of Gabby takes up a tremendous amount of my time. But because I love it so much, I really want to continue dedicating my time to it. For six years now, I have been providing product links to products that I use and love and in turn recommend them to my readers. These products have helped me maintain a healthy lifestyle and/or improve my family life. I have helped sell countless products for six years and have never received any commissions… Until now. As of September 15, 2016, I will be providing links just as I've always done, but now will receive a very small commission if you purchase an item through the affiliate link that I provide. An affiliate link is simply a link that brings you to a place where you can buy that product. I will not earn a commission by you simply clicking on the link, you must actually purchase the item(s) within 24 hours of putting it in your Amazon cart. Prices are exactly the same for you if you purchase through an affiliate link on Half of Gabby. You will NOT pay more by clicking through the link. My promise to you is that I will never recommend a product that I don’t fully 100% believe in and/or use myself and recommend to close friends and family. This will allow me to continue working hard on Half of Gabby without it using up time that I need to otherwise dedicate to contributing to my household. I'm happy to be able to continue my blog and to continue talking with, meeting, and helping people all over the world with their health journeys!

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