THE ONION INCIDENT: Laugh Out Loud Funny
Oh this is a doozy of a story for you.
Warning: Adult language
Please do not read any further if you are going to be offended by adult language. F-Bomb ahead.
Sometimes I think I should just scratch this whole weight loss blogger thing and just blog full-time about all the crazy shit that happens to me and how much of a dumbass I am. I probably already have enough material to last me a lifetime. Hell, last month alone could keep a blog going for a few years.
I've been sharing a little more about my personal life on my Facebook and Instagram accounts lately. I've been asked to start sharing more of the funny stories that happen to me, so I've tried to do more of that lately. Being as I have a category on my blog called "Laughter Burns Calories", I figured that would be the perfect place to also start sharing these funny little quips and quirks that happen throughout my days. Because you know what, we all need more smiles and laughs in our lives.
If you're in need of a good laugh and haven't checked out my full-length articles in that category, I'm tellin' ya, you should make the time. Belly laughing is good for you. Plus, reading about the insane shit that happens to me will make you feel better about your own life. Go get some belly laughs here.
Without further ado, let me share this train wreck of a moment with you.
So there you have it, just an ordinary day in the life of a total weirdo like me. Do yourself a favor and take my advice... keep your doors shut and your curtains drawn. You never know who's watching.
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